TwistedEncore

To go along with the holiday spirit, I’ll be keeping this blog entry short. However, in the weeks building up to Easter, I found a number of things that annoyed me that I feel the need to discuss. I find it absurd that I can’t walk out into public without being slapped in the face [...]

I’ve been receiving a lot of complaints about the content on my site. Apparently I’m not family-oriented enough. Lucky for me, I had a rich and fulfilling childhood. So, without further adieu, I present to you my favorite bedtime story: The Ballad of Greg Nickbill. ‘Twas a cold winters day, Quite dreary and boring, and [...]

Sonofabitch where has the time gone? I stop blogging for 3 months and God exacts his revenge by pig-raping Facebook. Hardly seems fair. I apologize for not updating — I have so much to rant about, and so little time. Facebook pulled an about-face this week and turned their site into Facebook: Twitter Edition. There’s [...]

Apparently there has been some confusion about Matt Coldsmith and his involvement with MattColdsmith.com.  I, Adam Lawton, have been writing the blog entries since the debut of the site in late October.  Did Matt have a say in what was written?  No.  Did we put up disclaimers on the site?  Yes.  Were there still a [...]

This week I finally started Christmas shopping and realized that I’m pretty much flat broke.  I may have to actually get a job over Christmas break to pay off some bills — which got me thinking about this weeks blog entry.  Over the years I’ve held many job titles, and today I’m going to take [...]

If you know me at all, you’ve probably heard me quote the movie Howl’s Moving Castle at some point or another.  Well, Adam Lawton always aims to please, so guess what?  By popular demand, I bring you this week’s blog topic:  “What’s the point in living if I can’t be beautiful?” Let’s face it, society has become shallow.  [...]

I’ve gotten seriously fed up the last few days by people over-reacting about the election.  I fail to see the big deal here.  I’m not going to disclose who I voted for, because honestly I think both candidates have their faults, so really it came down to who was the lesser of two evils. After [...]

“No, Adam, you can’t give out cyanide to Trick or Treaters.”  I ask why not?  I thought Halloween was supposed to be fun?  And to any Giant employees out there — please stop giving me dirty looks when I come through U-Scan with a dozen candy bars and a pack of razor blades.  Don’t judge me, [...]