TwistedEncore

Ladies and gentlemen…
Children of all ages…
And others…
After almost a year and a half of waiting (let me repeat that: a year and a half. Holy crap, are we lazy), welcome back to the newly-revived, always awesome:

TWISTED ENCORE!!

That’s right, we’re back, baby. And just like before, we’re going to be bringing you all the inappropriate, opinion-based, and downright nonsensical content you probably never wanted to read in the first place. But you will anyway, because, well, we are awesome and you are not.
Let’s face it: our lives are more interesting than yours.
And if you’re not uncomfortable enough already, prepare yourself, because now that we’re up and running again we’re going to be bringing you a lot of new things you’ll love to hate. First and most important among them: I’m here now.
Oh hai, audience, I am not Adam Lawton. My name’s Nathaniel, and I’ve been brought on to Twisted Encore to provide you with even more idiocy that one person just can’t do on his own. But I’m not here to simply give you more of the same offensive ranting that Adam does. No, he’s already great at that on his own…
Instead I’m here to educate you on all the pointless, nerdy, and sometimes downright crazy information you’ve probably never cared enough to give a second thought to in the first place. Think of me as that geeky fanboy friend everybody’s had that never shuts the hell up about how cool The Lord of the Rings is (very cool, by the way). I will teach you how to survive the zombie apocalypse. I will debate whether or not Batman could beat up Optimus Prime. I will even rant about how those Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books were some of the coolest f*cking things ever. I’ve got my own blog post now and I’m not afraid to use it.
So get ready for the same old (yet totally new) schlock as we return after a year and a half absence. I’m here. Adam’s back. And between the two of us we’ll see how much we can irritate you and how much damage we can do to our friend Matt Coldsmith before we’re through (sorry buddy). Twisted Encore is back!
And you’re welcome.

-Natron out